Did you know that the "funny bone"
is not a bone at all? It's a nerve at the back of your elbow, and when you hit
it, you get a painful feeling in your arm. Well, these jokes certain aren't
painful...they're just
doggone funny!
What do Elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary
alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO L (noel)!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost Bite!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas??
Jungle Bells!
Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrr!
Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
Because it "soots" him!
