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It's Fun to Laugh!

Did you know that the "funny bone" is not a bone at all? It's a nerve at the back of your elbow, and when you hit it, you get a painful feeling in your arm. Well, these jokes certain aren't painful ...they're just doggone funny!

What would a gorilla use to fix a car?
A monkey wrench.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.

What is the biggest ant in the world?
A giant.

Why can't leopards hide very well?
Because they are always spotted.

Where does an elephant keep his spare tire?
In his trunk.

What is as large as an elephant but weights nothing?
An elephant's shadow.

Where does a skunk sit in church?
Pew.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

Why did the elephant cross the playground?
To get to the other side.

When is it time to buy a new alarm clock?
When an elephant sits on it.

Courtesy of March/April 2010 Activity Director's Companion

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