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It's Fun to Laugh!

Did you know that the "funny bone" is not a bone at all? It's a nerve at the back of your elbow, and when you hit it, you get a painful feeling in your arm. Well, these jokes certain aren't painful ...they're just doggone funny!

 

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy!

What do you get when you cross a Tyrannosaurus Rex with fireworks?
Dino-mite!

What did the mother buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye-son!!!

What do you call a pony's cough?
A little horse.

What kind of flower is on your face?
Tulips!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!!

What does a ghost wear when it's raining out?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

What do sharks say when something radical happens?
Jawsome!!

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